A River of Darkness: One Man's Escape from North Korea

I am writing this review at 6 in the morning. My girlfriend will viciously bitch at me come tomorrow because of how late I’m staying up, but this is the price I pay to bring top quality reviews to a blog that no one fucking reads.

What Happened by Hillary Clinton

I had wanted to read this book when it was originally released back in September 2017, but I ended up forgetting Hillary Clinton existed (until the next time she consumes enough power to rise again) and it took my girlfriend's sister getting me the book for Christmas that year to say, "Oh yeah, Hillary wrote a book about that whole 2016 thing lol". I put off reading it for about another month as I was busy with another book and frankly, I was slightly intimidated by Hillary's long, throbbing whine-o-logue.

Crippled America: How To Make America Great Again by Donald Trump

I just recently got done reading Donald Trump's book; Crippled America: How To Make America Great Again. The book was copyrighted and published in 2015, while Donald was still newly on the campaign trail. Before I talk about the book itself, let me shed some backstory on how I came to find and read it.